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Russia Demotivational Poster


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am
"punisher" was **** movie

IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age

WALL-E - Russian Edition

TAGS: wall e russian
Rating: 4.79/5

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KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:44 pm
yeah, u right, looks ' like Johnny 5
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
Looks more like Johnny 5

RUSSIA - Their speed cameras have a No Tolerence strategy.

TAGS: russian speed camera
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MustyK

suenero - November 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L's from me. As someone from a city with too many speed cameras, this is funny as hell.
Untamedfifty - February 24, 2010, 6:32 am
fail and why is the shell belt halfway through with loaded rounds?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Space explores you!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Motorcycle ride YOU

TAGS: motorcycle funny russia
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 10:08 pm
Yay engineerboy!

VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks

TAGS: putin chick vladimir russian cute
Rating: 4.5/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
I bet he gets all the russian blue pu55y too :)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ...bull ride YOU!


TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Claire

5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am
Can I have a sh** of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Chicken eat YOU!!!

TAGS: soviet russia kfc
Rating: 2.8/5
zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:10 am
While bacon sounds nice, KGB means Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti which was the Committee for State Security of the USSR. The KGB ended in 1991 and was replaced by the FSB. (Federalnaya Sluzhba Bezopasnosti or Federal Security Service)
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 10:01 pm
KGB? Kentucky Grilled Bacon?

IN MOTHER RUSSIA - the animals have fear of you!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pokemon chose you

SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...

TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Mike

Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?


TAGS: life russian roulette guns
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:24 pm
That's usually the goal of suicide, Escher.
Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:14 am
It's what hand-guns are best at.
Hey - March 15, 2009, 5:51 pm
Do ya feel lucky?
Escher - January 17, 2009, 11:20 pm
I....am speechless. Anyone that would use a .454 Casull for a self-inflicted gunsh** wants to make d*** sure they're dead.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President on grassy knoll wait for you

TAGS: putin jfk soviet russia grassy knoll
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:26 pm
put a shirt on! the deer dont wanna see yer old a** either!
matt28 - April 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
Epic! 5 lions
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:24 pm


TAGS: baywatch russia
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2013, 12:08 pm
That's awesome!
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:41 am
Ah, the beach near Murmansk. I loved watching those ships and Subs go into and out of port when I was growing up.
Nagori - August 12, 2010, 9:45 am
I remember reading about this, a beach right next to a military base!! Awesome idea twist!!!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Orthodox Church renounce YOU!!

RECYCLING - Russians hate it

TAGS: recycling russians hate police greenpeace
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by brnn19

jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 10:09 pm
Brnn, listen to these people! RR and mooo put out great stuff and been here a long time. No offense to Ed-Hyde, Im just not as familiar with his work as I am RR and mooo. They are trying to help you, stop acting b*** hurt, listen to them and go for it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:30 am
So you would prefer a page that only shows copies from other sites? I think, motifake is not the right place for you. I'll hit some more b***ons here to compensate your absence. Way to go! ;)
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 2:34 am
A surefire way to reduce page impressions and thus revenue. Way to go!
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm

then by all means please do not deny them your patronage
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 4:50 pm
They say there is no bad advertisement... Maybe all the negative fuss has its upside. On the other matter - as stated previously, there are "other" similar sites - somewhere someone will care enough to approve.
rerun - September 14, 2010, 11:51 am

well brnn19, I can help resolve this quite quickly. Would you like us to just stop approving your posters?
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 11:00 am
Keep it up brnn19. Welcome to Motifake! And these guys, who accuses you of ripping, you'll thank them later. They are nice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:32 am
Approvers don't have time to research every poster, We have to trust you not to plagiarize. If your other posters are original then they will be judged on funny alone.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:30 am
Well, several other posters of mine have been approved, let's see on what grounds would someone blame them as well...
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:19 am
LOL TTH! I copied a poster too in my early days (at least a 3L pic!!!!!111). No problem brnn19, just try to be creative next time. The community want to see some new stuff (and perhaps you can be proud of what you've done!). ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:41 am
Someone on the other site ripped it off from here and then traveled back in time to post it a week ago? Pretty elaborate just to steal a 2L poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am
There is no "competing" site...but yeah...don't be a thief.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 8:33 am
Sounds good, but the above image AND caption were posted on a competing site a week ago.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 7:49 am
Or the other site ripped it off from here? Logos or anything? No...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:06 am
Ripped off from another site. 1L, do your own.

SU-47 BERKUT - Because only vodka drinking commies could screw up the wings on a plane...

TAGS: su 47 berkut plane commies ussr russia
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by john

Sparow - March 5, 2012, 9:27 pm
Hey thanks for your description on why they built it that way cause at first glance thats what I thought.
- June 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
the reverse wing design gives the jet an extreme amount of maneuverability during super sonic flight. so... yeah...
spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:48 pm
The plane looks like it was inspired by the old Galaga arcade game.
Airman - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm
I need to check something.. Soviets?.. oh yes.. that's gone.. Communists? oops. In Capitalist Russia, well, you know the rest. bye bye, have a nice trip comrade
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

"there", sorry. Us texas redneck americans cannot spell either.
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:22 pm

I got a fly swatter here somewhere.....ther it is. SPLAT!
FUCKcapitalism - May 10, 2011, 7:16 pm
this is f***in stupid.....when soviets inovated , the capitalist bastards discovered the wheel.i mean what the f**k is this anti-communist propaganda about??You texas redneck americans are only good at internet **** and propaganda!!god f*** america!! bye
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:34 am
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:29 am
I may take up that offer. But not right now.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:28 am
Now, if you want a fight... and need to tell americans how stupid they are.... have I got a site for you!!! Our sister site - politifake.org
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:27 am
Sort of.... basically just not looking for laughs or entertainment.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:26 am
So it means going around looking for a fight?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:22 am
Trolling is searching for specific subjects to argue or defend them. Basically, being here for reasons other than enjoyment of funny posters.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:19 am
What dose "trolling" even mean? I was asking him once, and only once to mind his own business.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:13 am
that's no way to make friends.......are you trolling? we don't need more timmies.....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:11 am
pzykosiz, I am only going to say this once. Mind your own business.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:58 am
this site is a joke site. they're not actually supposed to be serious
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:49 am
I've read that the reversed wings give the SU-47 unparalleled maneuverability and a ton of lift. I read that during the early stages of flying the wings were being ripped off because of how much lift was made. So you, sir, are an idiot.
Marcelino S. - September 7, 2010, 9:49 am
You don't know a **** about that plane... don't you?!!! That's one of the best aircraft humans has invented... please read!! read!!
stupidstoner - February 7, 2010, 8:01 pm
uhh it was made like that to be more aerodynamic... aerodynamics rule!
Oddman - April 14, 2009, 3:54 pm
Not only Vodka drinking commies. Look up the Grumman X29.
avitron - March 2, 2009, 2:13 pm
wtf you saying!? its the x-man airplane!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sign stops you!

TAGS: cop police sign russia fail
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by zoomer296

zoomer296 - June 14, 2013, 11:05 pm
I tried to find a similar picture from Russia, but I guess their law enforcement isn't as dumb as ours.
JesusWept - June 12, 2013, 10:23 am
Are there sheriffs in russia?? XD
Sho - January 16, 2013, 11:44 am
I guess you stop the stop sign in America lol
zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:14 am
except for the american flag being in a Soviet Russia poster...
ughomer - January 16, 2013, 9:47 am
Good one zoom!

MY GOD! - I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.

TAGS: alaska russia army view cold
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by GeorgiZhukov

demon001 - May 24, 2014, 3:27 pm
Commies don't believe in God!
Cyberhagen - December 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
I agree with RL here. Typically, I dislike SP bashing, but this was funny.
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:25 pm
Can you see in the upstairs bedroom window? Second from the left? Yeah, that's the one. Woof! 5 peeps from me. (BTW, Georgi, good job at Kursk!)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:10 am

i'm going against the grain here sorry but i think this is great. 5L despite the tag.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am
I let it go... wasn't going to try and explain it.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am
the tag costs 1L, sorry. That's capitalism, dude...

THE SPETZNAZ - Russian ballerinas that know how to use guns

TAGS: russia spetsnaz ballerina guns acrobat
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Pikeman - June 3, 2014, 11:36 am
It is a lot safer to be in the vicinity of badly thrown hatchets than in the vicinity of badly aimed gunfire. If he can hit his target with a hatchet flying through the air he can shoot it while flying through the air.
greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:36 am
Silent accurate killing is never pointless.
chase3597 - June 28, 2011, 2:24 pm
it was the only one i could find with a russian doing pointless training
Bob D. Sailor - June 28, 2011, 1:30 am
Not trying to be mean or anything but that is a throwing axe not a gun.... (Where do we find these guys nowadays?)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Bath takes you!

TAGS: in soviet russia jokes dead
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 2:18 pm
Now Your Thinking.

RUSSIAN MARINES - war isn't as scary as them


TAGS: vodka kelsey russian reversal america
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by tully45

pzykosiz - November 11, 2010, 5:12 pm
worst soviet russian joke ever. 1L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 2:06 am
Valid argument #85.
Sorbe - November 11, 2010, 2:00 am
The real fail is the choice of Vodka. Right underneath "ABSOLUT" it says "Country of Sweden"
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:35 pm
Now, had you said girls pass out vodka... you'd still be unfunny. But less unfunny than this.
gufbal - November 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
yeah, cause their is no soviet anymore, its just vodka.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Before anyone says anything, I approved this. Kids, don't do this. It's got the range of a Daisy Air Rifle, and the creativity and originality of Dane Cook. Sovite Russia posters are best left in the hands of the experienced.



TAGS: soviet russia jokes communism
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by dylanklj

FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 10:12 pm
In Soviet Russia, Posters must approve you
the1stCOMMI3 - May 25, 2011, 11:25 am
In Soviet Russia they still are
maddness17 - May 5, 2011, 3:10 pm
motinet - May 5, 2011, 8:07 am

yes they are dammit! :)

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Bicycle ride YOU!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!


IN THE USSA - Obama elects you.

TAGS: obama barack ussa ussr soviet russia election elect
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:04 am
This is all your fault!! Why are you all awake, when normal Germans sleep?!?!? I don't get this strange world any more...
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:57 am
forseti.... you showed up about 45 minutes too late. Try to be more punctual, and you won't get caught in a snow storm next time. We could've used you here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:51 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYZ06cA2e0o Punk rock!!! whooooooo
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:50 am
Don't panic! They only let us after checking our DNA for the legendary *ruffle* . . . "Nazi-Gene". If we don't have this gene, it's of course forbidden to reproduce!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:43 am
They let you guys have children now?......the world is constantly changing....
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:42 am
.o0O(memo to myself: military school will never be an option for my children!)
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:18 am
You got a stick? I would get something like that on a good day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:12 am
My father was stern, he beat me with a stick....but he'd never send me to military school. anywho...this is a fun site, don't let a few bad posters skew your opinion of us.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:07 am
My father was stern. He sent me to a military school. Sode it say 30? d***, must have clicked the wrong year again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:06 am
Yeah....you're not gonna get this site....20 years?...it says you're 30 on your profile, they start you guys off young....
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 3:01 am
Maybe you don't. Why don't you spend nearly 20 years in the Russian Army like I did and see how you end up at the end.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:59 am
maybe we could have a cuddle sometime and you could tell me all about it.....seriously man...this site is about Funny....don't sweat the small stuff.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:53 am
I am very particular about who calls me Comrade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:48 am
that was weird.......sorry buddy....didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:47 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Still too close.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:45 am
Well....you're no fun.....compadre?
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:40 am
Don't call me "Comrade" unless you were a subordinate of mine in the 2nd Guards Tamanskaya Motor Rifle Division.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:33 am
I've got you there comrade....I'm not American. FYI, we don't do politics here anymore, this poster would never be approved based on today's standards. Just relax and find the posters that do make you laugh....don't focus on the negative.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:31 am
American "jokes" can be taken differently by people from other nations, and it just so happens that here it's more or less insulting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:29 am
That was also a joke.....you don't really seem to "get us".......I want my letter jacket back.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:25 am
Moo do you even know the first thing about the Great patriotic War? Obviously not. If you can not tell who that man in my Icon is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:00 am
no doubt....I do love the Colonel Klink avatar though.
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 1:57 am
dude seriously, chill the f*** out
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:50 am
The person who made this should be sh** for their stupidity.

RUSSIAN ARTILLERY BATTERIES - Kicking America's Arse Since 1902

TAGS: russian artillery batteries
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by dylan

Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 6:06 pm
Well played Sean, but I think the winner here is HurHur, besides, there's a reason, or more of an excuse, why the Americans wanted to set up a missile base in Poland. They're afraid of everyone.
Sean - January 30, 2009, 5:36 pm
Ya cupple a noobs. "Victory in battle belongs to the side who best commands and utilises the prairie dog (or ground squirrel -- same dif)." Sun Tzu
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:34 pm
the survivors will close in, whilst you're destroying the others, too quickly for you. At that point, a single hit to a ship and 1/3rd ton of explosive is Bad News (TM).
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:33 pm
means you have very limited time to respond with short range defences due to the Mach 3 speed. Even with those defences operating at 100% efficiency, it's a simple matter of maths, around 3 dozen missiles and several are GOING to get through, because
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:31 pm
5) Hawkeye's will have their range knocked back by jamming, plus the Russians have a specialised long range anti-radar missile specifically to deal with E-2's and E-3's. 6) Phalanx is not strong enough to down a Sunburn reliably. 7) The speed of Sunburn
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:29 pm
since the Sunburns come in at 15ft above sea level, the curvature of the Earth limits your detection range at that point. 4) The Su-33 can carry the Sunburn, plus enough AAM's to match a fully loaded F/A-18F, so the fighter issue is solved.
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:26 pm
1) SM-3 is anti-ballistic, pretty much useless against a sea skimming missile. 2) The Russians carry far more and largely more powerful jammers in said Su-33's than you'll get in a US CVBG Air Wing. 3) SM-2 Missiles would have a very short time to respond
Culos - January 28, 2009, 4:57 pm
Unless of course it comes in fun-bags?
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:47 pm
Oh, and it's not all of the milk that comes in bags, that merely an abominable option ....
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
While it's true that hockey evolved from the "sport" of clubbing baby seals, or so I'm led to believe, the clubbing of baby seals is widely regarded as the most disgraceful thing about Canada ... with bags of milk being a distant second.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:40 pm
Oh come on! Your milk is in bags fer cryin' out loud! And killing baby seals with clubs is like a national sport or something...or is that hockey? I get them confused.
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:38 pm
Oh, Not Cool. Not!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Wait, you already live in Canada.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
d*** you Sean...d*** you to hell!!!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
missiles like the Sea Sparrow or SRAM systems. It would take an extremely lucky 1-in-a-million sh** to get through to the Carrier.
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:35 pm
commetus interruptus. gotcha!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:35 pm
to confuse the missile's active radar guidance system. Too many ways to stop these things before they get in close - then they can be defeated by the Phalanx (although there would likely be fragmentary damage from the close-in explosion) or shorter range
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:33 pm
of Fighters guided by Hawkeye AEW aircraft (possibly an E-3) and the Aegis radar on the Aegis Cruiser and Burke Destroyers. They both carry SM2 & SM3 missiles which are very capable of shooting down the Sunburn. Then, of course, they can also depl
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:31 pm
The air-launched version of the Sunburn is designed for launch from the naval-variant Flanker, which can only carry 1 at a time. a**uming the Carrier Air Group hasn't already launched against the enemy carrier, these guys still have to get past a gauntlet
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 3:58 pm
Of course, a**uming that the Ruskies only send one bomber and one missile on that bomber...which, beingthe Russians, they wouldn't.
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 3:55 pm
Actually the sunburn is that fast and that capable that your anti-missile defence systems have a 1/100 chance of taking it down. And that's if you reply fast enough.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 3:36 pm
You're right...I mean a missile like the SM-3 that can (and has) shoot down a satellite in low orbit would have no chance against an antiship missile. We may as well just scrap our Navy and go home and cry. Do your research next time Timmy.
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 1:56 pm
One bomber costs a lot less than a whole carrier group, and besides your anti-missile defence systems SUCK beyond belief. Plus any bomber that can launch a missile travelling at Mach 3 doesn't have to get close. So, who fails? Yep. The US-not-so-au-fAit.
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 4:11 pm
Durhurhur...you fail. Try s****** on an SM-3 from an Aegis-class Cruiser (found in every carrier group). You'll go down faster than any Russki SS-N-22.
HurHur... - January 26, 2009, 3:37 pm
Point 4: FAIL! The Mig 44 has OPTICAL stealth coating using ionised plasma, funny... America's jets are all visible... plus, all it would take to destroy a whole US carrier group is one Russian bomber and a half-dozen Sunburn Missiles. Suck on that.
Ur Retarded - December 24, 2008, 5:49 pm
1. That's an anti-tank rocket 2. That's a WWII german helmet 3. Russians and Americans have never fought directly 4. American military technology surpases the Russians in every single way. Ever. 5. Its a frickin ground squirrel
Dude - August 11, 2008, 11:41 pm
Fail! They've never fought directly.

MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... - The Waldos are trying to find you

TAGS: just like in russia
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

colt45103 - November 25, 2009, 9:24 pm
In Soviet Russia the Waldos find you...
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:03 am
That's Gavin... he was a Waldo fan far before these idiots. They dress the part, but do they really ever try to blend into a crowd? Nobody ever finds Gavin when HE hides in plain sight. Still... it's disrespectful to point at him and say "There's baldo!"
MrRandom - September 30, 2009, 12:50 am
I've only seen this now but WTF is with the guy in the bottom right corner

MARSHMALLOW - In soviet russia, marshmallow eats you!


I'LL TAKE A... - Darn, missed again!

TAGS: russian mcdonalds subway on the go
Rating: 3.75/5

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Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:15 am
McRuski's - subway drive-in?
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 11:32 pm
More of these, less of everything else. 5L

A DANGEROUS MAN - Just ask the Romanovs!

TAGS: rasputin russia
Rating: 2.63/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 2, 2009, 2:20 am
Plus he was (reportedly) still alive even after they tried to drown him by dumping him in the water. Bad a** mutherf***er this Rasputin was.
mefistofeles_42 - September 1, 2009, 5:22 pm
Oh, and cut off his testicles, you forgot that, mr. "Motifake Wit Liberation Front". He was a tough guy to kill, maybe they didn't even kill him. P.S. When they first poisoned his food, he ate it all and asked for more.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:48 am
I do not believe he was the Royal Family's enemy; I think he just wanted to sleep with Czarina Alexandra. But he did save Alexsei from his hemophilia. It was a mistake to kill him. Otherwise the Royal Family may have lived.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 11:21 am
-- back with at least bread and milk, maybe some cold cuts. We're not talking fancy, but it would be d***ed impressive.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 11:20 am
Yeah, if you have to shoot a guy four times, poison him, strangle him,beat him, and then drown him just to kill a guy, he's probably somehow more useful alive. I mean, you could send him out for groceries during the apocalypse of Ragnorok and he'd come b
Elder God Douchebag - January 8, 2009, 9:26 am
Ah, yes. Grigori Rasputin, some of my best work, if I do say so myself. Harder to kill than a ****roach, though.
spitfire111 - January 8, 2009, 5:51 am
isn't that the "spiritual healer" that serve for the Tsar Nicholas II family?

RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water

TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Krissdafish

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.

LIVE IN RUSSIA - Instead of reading The Hunger Games


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm


TAGS: not in soviet russia usn
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
that has never happened.. Hey C, Mr. M likes In Soviet Russia posters, so this was for him.. I'll try another one see if it happens again
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:59 pm
Never mind, it's not worthy of your talent anyhow ;-)
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 12:57 pm
I take it that this is yours air? PM mr m.
Airman - January 21, 2011, 12:51 pm
why would my submission come across as Anonymous? don't you have to be signed in to submit?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA.... - Radio Listen To You!

Fantastic -

STATISTICALLY - 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette.

TAGS: russian roulette
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - November 17, 2010, 1:14 pm
He should have used a minigun.
forseti - November 16, 2010, 6:42 pm
deskicio should have used a revolver instead of a pistol when he tried it the first time...
Kung-Fu Devil - November 16, 2010, 1:57 pm
You do realise that Russian Roulette is played with one gun, don't you? That one gun has only 1 bullet in it, leaving 5 empty.
TheTrashHeap - November 16, 2010, 8:40 am
There "are" 7 guns in this picture. You don't exactly win yourself deskicio.
deskicio - November 16, 2010, 8:03 am
There is 7 guns in the picture, you fail!
matt28 - August 29, 2010, 1:14 pm
Statistically 0 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette... with an automatic pistol!
rerun - August 29, 2010, 9:11 am

90% of statictics are made up numbers


TAGS: putin negotiation paddycake russia
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

Mark - March 5, 2009, 12:21 am
I think there's a war a brewin' here. Hang on a minute while I make some pop corn and get another beer.
ThePirate - March 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Yeah, thats it.. I am Cubby.. and Culos, and Mustyk and airman and wtf.. with all my posters ranked under 2.. thanks for your comments. Fun site.. ebaums is not even close to this hostility. gonna go look at your fantastic submissions to see how it is dun
agdaniele - March 4, 2009, 12:46 am
Pirates, I'm not a fan. This motifake? Big fan. Sure you're not Airman? Cubby? Anyone better?

RUSSIAN BOXERS - He's on steroids? No way!

TAGS: russia russian ivan drago rocky balboa box boxers boxing
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by fineline

FatherTyme - June 22, 2011, 1:49 pm
"I must break you" arguably the best one that i've seen...

IRANIAN MISSLES - Thank God they're made with Russian parts.

TAGS: iranian missiles russian
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by NetTechGuy

max841982 - December 15, 2010, 6:20 pm
If they were made in soviet union, US wouldn't exist...
Fucktard - December 24, 2008, 10:45 am
Russian components, American components... ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!!
Culos - December 24, 2008, 10:33 am
First of all these are weapons of a** destruction, secondly the parts came from France.....

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Do they have "In Capitalist America..." jokes?


TAGS: cheezy soviet russia but it had to be done assassinate president
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:58 am
and then you apologize to him !
Talis Briedis - December 31, 2010, 2:46 am
And in the US only vice-president's hunt you down....
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 8:17 pm
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:53 am
Close to #97861 but one of the few funny "soviet russia" jokes.


TAGS: not soviet russia
Rating: 3.94/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am
I wish that were true but sadly in soviate russia gas pumps you

THE CAMERA GUN - Only in Russia...

EVEN IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Chuck Norris finds you


TAGS: russian bride drink
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
Masterfully captioned! 5L!


TAGS: coldwar wwiii russia
Rating: 4.3/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:28 am
Sadly, China is now, but we refuse to admit it. And we're too heavily dependent/indebted to them. It's like we sold out to the Soviets. :P


TAGS: soviet russia beach snow buried
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - March 26, 2013, 6:49 pm
I didn't know Chuck Norris was Russian.

HI THERE! - I'm glad to meet you again my friend!

TAGS: putin russia crocodile
Rating: 3.89/5

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ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:00 pm
Awww hell. I like it. 5 pooty putins

IN RUSSIA - There are no dots to save Pac Man.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - I send people to Siberia on camping trip!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Law breaks you!!!

TAGS: soviet russia
Rating: 2.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:44 am
Makes me think of night court......how dare you!
Claire - June 7, 2010, 12:58 am
I'm a sucker for Soviet jokes. I don't care how over- done they are. 5l.


ALASKA - Will it ever recover ?

RUSSIAN SPECIAL FORCES - When exactly is this technique going to be needed?

TAGS: russian special forces
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by ratman

rodangol - March 3, 2012, 4:34 pm
yes, you must be able to handle your gun in any situation
kekeke - February 26, 2011, 7:58 pm
Naive American boys.
Pluto516 - August 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The technique is used to shoot a bad guy in a crowd of people. Fall to your back and shoot upward through the bad guy.
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 10:03 pm
I gotta say with as much vodka as they are accustomed to drinking lying on the floor must be second nature for these peeps.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
Probably doesn't seem too useful on SOCOM, does it?

IF IT AINT BROKE - don't fix it

TAGS: russias model is still the same
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

vader - February 8, 2010, 2:30 pm
the reason why they look the same, is that the people there are still waiting for their car to arrive
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 3:48 pm
Trabis (Trabants) were from East Germany. Nothing like a cardboard car body to scream "safety"!!! They also made the lovely Wartburg. The Czechs made Skodas...didn't see many Russian cars in Germany though. NOT that you were specifying it in that way...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
You have a Trablant that isn't broken?!! Call the papers!


AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..?

TAGS: americans usa wwii war win vicrory russians
Rating: 2.95/5

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Dman1965 - July 7, 2012, 10:31 pm
i could say the yanks joined in after they sold britain and europe all that steal for maximum profit ... but then again many many great american young men died along with all their allied brothers and sisters to help save this world from nazi tyranny
oaktree - February 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
Keep in mind that Russia was just fighting the Germans on on the Eastern frond by ground and air....ok a little in the sea. Mean while, U.S. was fighting the Germans in the west, south, air and sea....oh yea and fighting the Japan.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Try to keep it light, ok?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Cool your jets a little, Georgi... this is an entertainment site... we'd rather not start a movement here.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:30 am
After 30 million people murdered by those worthless animals, they deserved what we gave them. Every last bit of it.
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 11:07 pm
hey oaktree, you mad?
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
Oh No! It is Culos, the Nazi grammar police. Go f*** your suck cupcake. What the hell do you know about WWII?
culos - February 24, 2010, 5:50 pm
oaktree if you don't know what you're talking about it is better not to comment at all. By the way, your English sucks. In conclusion, leave the Interweb and go back to school. Amen
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 10:44 am
All you people need to read a little more. Eisenhower decided to let the Russians to take Berlin. Because they where fighting German since June of 1941 and they push the German army out of their country.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:14 pm
Back to the point of the Poster, Gen. Patton could've been in Berlin long before the Ruskies if he hadn't been ordered to stop. RUssia got Berlin because the rest of the Allies let them. End of debate, now F*** OFF!!!!!
Moog - July 17, 2009, 9:58 pm
Russians: Lend Lease. Learn it. In hindsight we'd have been better off to leave you at the tender mercies of Adolf.
Baron von Tofurkey - June 26, 2009, 3:00 am
meh: "D Day came too late to make a difference..." thank you for letting me read the stupidest, most ignorant statement in the history of humankind. Truly well done. Oh, and um, one other thing...Italy was of vital f*cking importance, u stupid twat.
Meh... - June 14, 2009, 2:59 am
While the brits and the yanks were fighting a couple hundred thousand Germans (split between Africa and Italy), USSR fought 4 million. D-Day came too late to make a difference and both Africa and Italy were of marginal importance.
Meh.. - June 14, 2009, 2:57 am
Eh Americans, then you don't know history, you pull random nonsense out of your a**. As demonstrated by "LogicDude".
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:26 pm
*grate (I think)
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
AMERICANS They know the secret to great lovin' and great warrin': it's way better to come late, than to come early.
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:19 pm
Why thank you my "greated" parmesan friend! (for the dummies: I know how to spell "grated"...I changed it to "great" to compliment the Cheesemeister!) bye!
Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:40 pm
I have a bookcase of books for the last centuries wars, and iu don't need so say anything cause Logicdude has proved what dumbasses you all are. America was also unofficially helping before 42 with supplies and merchant shipping across the atlantic.
DjaPavlak - May 29, 2009, 11:10 pm
We let Russia take it, let them get revenge on the Facist s.o.b's
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 3:00 pm
The US suffered 18,000+ casualties on the first day of the invasion of Italy. THAT was a pretty serious meat-grinder. Seems pretty earnest to me.
All American - April 2, 2009, 1:37 pm
You are right but I think what that other guy was saying was that the Americans really got into it "in earnest" on D-Day.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:54 am
...diverting to the Eastern Front and defeating the Russians - which, if they had been able to divert all manpower and resources, the Germans WOULD have done. Stalin begged for these diversions at the conferences with the rest of the Allied leaders.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:53 am
Correction to all here...the US entered the war in 1942 against the Germans in North Africa and also in the invasion of Siciliy and then mainland Italy and southern France - all before 1944. It was the operations there that kept German troops from...
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:31 pm
Learn History - It's nice to know that some one out there knows how to read a book.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 5:20 pm
The US did contribute to the war! True, not until '44 with a major fighting force. But the US pretty much mobilized the Red Army with the Lend Lease program supplying over 250,000 6x6 trucks among other things. The death toll in the east was massive.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
f*** team effort Americans did nothing in the war to help any of the world
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:37 am
As for the Soviets winning the European war, I think it was a team effort. They couldn't have done as well as they did without the US fighting the Germans on the Western front and Italy. Hitler's biggest tactical mistake was Operation Barbarossa.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:33 am
I can agree that "80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets" but to put that into perspective, the Russians started killing Germans on June 22, 1941. Americans didn't start in earnest until June 6, 1944.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 10:21 am
80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets. They won the European war, the US only helped! In Yalta FDR and Churchill agreed with Stalin that the Red Army would take Berlin, the bloodiest battle in history!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:09 am
Have you been to Canada? Everyone really is nice, and that stuff they call 'bacon'? That's not the USA!! Our bacon is smoked and long and stripey, not unsm,oked and...oh god... circular. *sob*
.... - January 14, 2009, 9:48 pm
Canadians didn't do **** in the war. Plus canadians are exactly the f***ing same as the US anyway. It's practically the same country, really it is.
american - January 14, 2009, 9:51 am
a western front is the only reason germany couldnt crush russia. Russia was next to germany AMERICANS liberated the rest of europe WHILE fighting the japanese in the pacific..we should have let you all rot in a socialist hell.
americaneagil - December 10, 2008, 6:53 am
so wat we still the bestest ****ry on planit erth. thats why we in the middle of all th maps.
jrrjrs - November 27, 2008, 11:19 pm
Russians get left out, us canadians get left out...face it Americans are greedy,self righteous little a**holes who think they won every battle they were in....hmmm that's why your STILL fighting in the middle east....yeah that's cause no one has your bac
eric - November 15, 2008, 12:33 am
it would have tooken us 63 years at most! to make almost everybody talking english, too bad we make their kids make our shoes?(not implying the people at friendly Sears does that)
Sean - November 14, 2008, 1:56 pm
Wow, I'll never understand the war in Vietnam. But thanks for trying, it means you care.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 1:40 pm
OK, time for a quick histroy lesson everyone. The Allies agreed to let the Russians take Berlin. The western Allies could ahve made a run for it too, but Stalin wanted it. The war betwen Germany and Russia was personal. Talking trash over this is tard
Great Mother Russia - November 13, 2008, 4:15 am
I was under the distinct impression that we're speaking Russian *DESPITE* the Yanks!
Hitler - October 16, 2008, 6:06 pm
One more warning and then I'm calling the Ges***o! OFF my lawn NOW!
B - October 16, 2008, 3:40 pm
Russia beat us to the city but we were tied up with the rest of Germany.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 pm
it's actually called Farsi, and what does Persia have to do with this?
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:20 am
Also, the german U-boats were hitting the US coasts : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Happy_Time
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:17 am
The Atlantic Charter... then Pearl Harbour. Look it up.
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 3:20 am
the germans didnt attack us so why did we bother helping europe anyway?
Dave - September 1, 2008, 4:05 pm
Russians, were there any in Rome or Tokyo?
Hitler - September 1, 2008, 3:35 pm
Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:35 am
hey sparky those are russians in the picture. they were on our side.
SuperSparky - August 31, 2008, 8:11 am
No, we were too busy liberating the rest of Europe from the a**holes in Berlin. Sorry we missed that one. Stop your whining, without Americans you'd all be speaking Russian or German, or even Pharsie.

4 WHEEL DRIVE - Russian style


TAGS: lube lyube ljube lubeh lyub russia russian
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Reinhardt

Nagori - August 22, 2010, 11:43 pm
It translates "lube combat", and just "Lube"..... if not mistaken, then they're saying countries love the Soviets for creating a*** lube. How cute.......
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 1:35 pm
Translation..."not worth bombing".
Iconoclast - August 12, 2010, 10:34 am
So, let us in on the joke. Give us the translation.
Nagori - August 12, 2010, 9:32 am
Unfortunately, most people who are able to truly read and understand this probably won't find it funny..... (Unless you're from a Slavic country once owned by the Soviets anyway.)
Derek - July 29, 2009, 10:40 pm
What you say???

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.

TAGS: soviet russia barack obama money economy depression
Rating: 2/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.

SOVJET AMRY SQAUD - In Sovjet Russia, this is our smallest Squadsize

TAGS: army sovjet russia
Rating: 1.76/5

More motifakes by DeadManLaughingHisAssOff

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:53 am
This is the Tsarist Army from World War 1.
hjbookman - April 6, 2009, 10:57 am
LMAO @ f***stick
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 4:42 pm
In Soviet Russia, words misspell YOU!!!
that guy - February 10, 2009, 9:16 pm
WTF is Sovjet??? do you mean Soviet
Jim - January 20, 2009, 10:36 am
Amry? what the f*** is an "Amry"?


TAGS: putin russia
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Kmonet

EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2014, 3:35 am
The Red Scare™!

RUSSIAN SUV'S - When showing off in a Hummner is not enough.

TAGS: russian suv s
Rating: 3.56/5

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GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.

TAGS: gas mask russia traffic control
Rating: 3.47/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am
I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.


TAGS: bobby farrell soviet russia
Rating: 3.45/5

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crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
curtain irons you LOL

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Yeah. Chuck Norris still owns you.

TAGS: soviet russia chuck norris zapper
Rating: 2.75/5

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Zapper - May 28, 2012, 3:36 pm
Actually, the following picture shows two Hell Knights who saw Chuck Norris and were not afraid: http://i50.tinypic.com/289ynhl.png
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 3:31 pm
Chuck Norris Who.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:20 pm
two subjects you should probably steer clear of
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
Derek - December 3, 2010, 3:56 pm
Perhaps, but: http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/6d672165-f575-4a1c-b076-262b13b72da5.jpg
Benlulz - December 3, 2010, 1:03 pm



NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip.

BOOBS - Instant Happiness



TAGS: she broke his heart when she turned out to be a russian spy named laika
Rating: 4.13/5

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ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:10 pm
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 8:46 pm
Yes, it is a sad tail of youthful hi-jinks, puppy love and espionage. And it's full of peril. Lots and lots of sweaty all night peril. Thanks Trash. 5Ls.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 12:49 pm
great tribute. 5l"s

RUSSIAN KKK - Pointy Hats. Torches. Burning Effigies. And...SpongeBob?!?!

TAGS: russia is just messed up
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:44 am
If that is Russia then those people are traitors.
Who Cares? - February 19, 2010, 8:01 pm
I didn't realize SpongeBob's last name was Hitler.
Derek - February 19, 2010, 3:28 am
Spongebob has a Hitler mo and red-black-white armband. Guess which country he represents?

NO BISCUITS FOR ME - Now, give me my damn vodka glass back!

TAGS: russian vodka alcohol
Rating: 3.25/5

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Current Resident - October 18, 2010, 4:11 pm
I'll bet that's right GZ. I found the picture on a Russian web site, which of course I couldn't read. Cheers
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:29 am
Ah, I remember that poster growing up. That was a poster against drinking.


TAGS: world war ii russian usa army raf french resistance
Rating: 3/5

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Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
then they came "home" not "hope"; my bad
Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
Lots of Cherokees in the Marines in the pacific. Lots of Navajo in cryptography in europe. Then they came hope to get evicted from their land and "resettled" again. Most modern 'Injuns' that stay on reservation land are in poverty, not Casinos.
Acey - May 2, 2009, 1:11 pm
I asked but the Injuns are too busy counting their casino income right now.
barockeva - March 25, 2009, 4:14 pm
When you capture land, it's yours to keep till someone else takes it. Just ask the Injuns.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 11:22 pm
I agree that everyone did their part during the war but Russia failed to give back the countries they captured. Kinda screwed up on their part wasn't it?

RUSSIA - there anything is possible


TAGS: confederates russian flag youth
Rating: 1.83/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:39 am
People who hold beliefs similar to the CSA are considered to be traitors and should be dealt with accordingly.

RUSSIANS - They all either look like this or those friggin' doll things

TAGS: russia funny
Rating: 1.71/5

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rerun - July 4, 2011, 8:30 am

your user name does not tell us anything about gender....and as the1stCOMMI3 said, everybody on the net is pretty much a dude...OK dudette?
the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 7:29 pm
doesn't matter who you are. On the 'net everyone's a dude m
hottrockr420 - July 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
I'm not a dude...get your **** straight
the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 11:53 am
Not funny dude, not funny.

the russian army -

TAGS: russian army discipline punishment
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:28 pm
Hopefully it's at least one! I loved this pic, the caption probably would have worked better if it had been the North Korean army.
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 11:23 pm
In every crowd there's at least one person who recognizes BS for what it is...

Welcome to Russia -

Meanwhile -

Google Maps Error -

TAGS: congress russia ukraine alsaka insured
Rating: 4.64/5

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GaryO - September 4, 2014, 7:32 pm
Man, I've missed my daily Moti-news

Second Coming -

TAGS: putin russia soviet
Rating: 4.64/5

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Cannabal - April 8, 2014, 8:31 pm
maoworks2 - April 7, 2014, 3:02 pm
Everybody Better Watch This Clown !


IN MOTHER RUSSIA, - Wally finds you

TAGS: russia mother soviet wally
Rating: 4.33/5

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crankyhead - December 11, 2012, 9:25 pm
I get what you did there, and I like it.

I Have An Idea ! -

TAGS: electricity 1920 first time russians
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:28 pm
And exactly what is it that you believe Silvie...I suggest you think carefully if you reply...thanks for the 5L's hun.
Silverheart - May 24, 2013, 12:06 pm
I believe it. 5 newly illuminated Lions.

Russian Divorce -

TAGS: marriage russian divorce vladmir putin
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:16 pm
Yeah, I see that now, looks like he’s doing all he can to keep from busting up…been ‘er, during solemn events no less…it’s torture for me. I’d be in a gulag in the first half hour if I set foot in that country
Cannabal - July 2, 2013, 4:57 am
No, that's his happy face. You can't tell, because, well, y'know, Russians.
GaryO - July 1, 2013, 10:05 pm
‘Pootin’….heh, how on earth can anyone have a name like that……although, in that pic, he does look like he’s a Pootin



TAGS: yellow submarine hydroplane russian dkranoplan
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Peso

the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 11:41 am
I'm Russian, it's Russia, and anything with Russia in it I give a good vote.
RetiredUSNChief - April 6, 2011, 2:53 am
Sweet! Actually...it did indeed leave the drydock. It just never went into production.

ESPIONAGE - has never looked so good

TAGS: russia spy anna chapman
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by guyfox

guyfox - July 13, 2010, 8:54 pm
who uses metric
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:24 am
There. Sorry... "r" is expensive.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:23 am
I should live thee.
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2010, 12:23 am
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2010, 12:23 am
18°C Current: Mostly Cloudy Wind: SE at 11 km/h Humidity: 73% Rain for the next few days.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:21 am
we had that last week, 98 with 85% humidity. freakin' brutal. then the T-storms at night
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:18 am
9:15pm here, and 39.5c - Vegas sucks! Skinny dipping weather, sure... but Claire is nowhere to be found.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:16 am
Now, I'm marking my age, but in Porky's 2....
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:15 am
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:14 am
she's russian, I'll bet her Mati ain't Hari
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2010, 12:11 am
He ate 3 pounds of asparagus first. Nobody wants green jello shooters that smell like old gym socks. Nobody.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:03 am
12 down, and this chick still ain't that ***y.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:02 am
So, that must've ended up like jello shooters... had to still carry a 70% alcohol content.
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 11:59 pm
We've met. He ate all my french fries and peed in my ice cube trays.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 11:56 pm
So, I'd like to introduce you to my friend... moooo.
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 11:53 pm
Gee Aggy...I'm touched.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 11:11 pm
And I love you because you are a stand-up guy, create great motifakes, tell me like it is, are a real man, and are a mirror image of my pre-mod self.
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 11:01 pm
The difference between me and wtfold is that I accept that these things go on regardless of who is currently in power. A lesser of many evils is still evil. I'm not laying blame, just pointing out a fact of life.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 9:00 pm
Take it, and I'll take it back!
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 8:49 pm
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:48 pm
Do I detect a little WTTHFO in you? LOL!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:48 pm
On the nose, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 12, 2010, 8:46 pm
HEY everybody!!! ignore that giant boring oil spill! Here's a h** redheaded Russian spy we've known about for years. seems a convenient distraction at a very convenient time, isn't that right comrade?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
I agree.... that accent is hard to look past. Sort of like Jersey girls.
guyfox - July 12, 2010, 8:39 pm
she's a Russian spy, if she wanted to get your secret you would not enjoy it
forseti - July 12, 2010, 5:00 am
please, try to get my secret...
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 12:14 am
Looks like an eastern block Jennifer Aniston... without all that "idiot" baggage.

RUSSIAN ADOPTIONS - Getting toddlers through Customs one carry-on bag at a time.